Caution: Have you heard of the new cult in town?

They are known for wearing tacky, brown wigs, while dancing barbarically to drums. Arm sacrificing is, also, a common practice, as seen by one of the younger cult members, in this exclusive photograph.
This, unsuspecting women is thought to be their leader. Do not be fooled by her good looks and sheepish smile. She has been known to turn men, just like the one next to her, from fully normal to this:
Again, notice the drumming and tacky wig. This is a good sign to be watching out for in your friends and family. Be cautioned, this can happen to the best of people, as you will see by the following examples.
My sister's husband went slowly. First, he was reluctant to pray: But soon it lead to full out cult involvement. And as you can see, he has coaxed another family member into the cult.
Jacqui and Victoria were devastated, but in the end, they too, in an attempted to save their marriages joined the cult. They can be seen here performing a unique yoga ritual. This particular yoga move is only used by the cult and involves elongating the torso (notice Victoria) and not shaving (notice Jacqui's legs). They believe it brings them great joy.


Please, please warn your family and friends! These people can not be trusted! Do not make eye contact and never shake there hands! (Remember, they may take your arm!!)
Ok...ok...ACTUALLY....My family held their first family reunion at Wolf Creek a couple of weeks ago!!! We held a talent show and that's where these great pictures are coming from!!! I am happy to announce that although my family is a little strange, they are NOT a cult. lol!

Joshua and Korbin

Brinlee, Tally, & Ethan

Kenadee & Caroline

Brinlee, Kena, Landon, and Ethan

Ethan

Papa Holland, Mommy, & Korbin

Auntie Victoria & Auntie Jacqui

...missing you, Elder Benjamin Wilsher!